America 250 - Unisex Tank Top hannibal wearing large askew glasses with

wearing large askew glasses with a terrified expression

opening in 1962

Distressed white arched text reads "DAISIES" above a rubber hose style cartoon daisy mascot with white petals and a smiling face swinging a yellow bat

The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history

Smaller stacked text reads "QUEBEC ONTARIO VERMONT LEAGUE" and "CLASS B MINOR BASEBALL" above a small tan home plate icon

America 250 - Unisex Tank Top hannibal wearing large askew glasses withTwo hundred and fifty years in, and we're still the only country that celebrates its birthday by day drinking on an eagle. The bar has been set, and somehow it keeps getting higher. The Details: A massive stylized "250" in flowing silver calligraphic numerals anchors the design, with a colonial era Founding Father in a tricorn hat and blue coat riding a bald eagle while raising two frothing beer mugs skyward. Red and blue fireworks burst outward