Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff Nothing says reformed lifestyle like

Nothing says reformed lifestyle like spending fourteen hours monitoring temperature on a meat nap

This one’s as real as it gets

depicting a figure holding a bottle

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

and nobody ever will

Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff Nothing says reformed lifestyle likeReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"