Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

with white cursive script reading "Zim's" above smaller white text reading "SAN FRANCISCO" and "MARIN COUNTY

O'Brien's Restaurant earned its reputation as a distinction in dining across San Jose for decades

but that warm slice with whipped cream is the one you're actually thinking about

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Theodore RooseveltRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY