Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt springfield A vintage comic-style illustration depicts

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

Before the Giants ever arrived from New York

with light blue text "ESTD" and "1910" flanking a cartoon Abraham Lincoln in a top hat with stars

the wild-haired voodoo figure with a cigar

Bold distressed white text in a Hebrew-inspired blocky typeface reads "3000 YEARS" across the top

Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt springfield A vintage comic-style illustration depictsReason has never once entered Pee wee's zip code, but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity. Dismantling your life over a bicycle proves the signal never existed. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Curved white retro hand lettered text arcs above a halftone portrait, reading "SHHHH! I'M LISTENING TO REASON." Below the text arc, a halftone portrait of Pee wee Herman shows him grinning with one hand cupped to his