Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

Colt Lanes stood as a Baltimore-area institution across Towson

Claiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning-Kruger effect doing a victory lap

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "WORLD'S" across the top

flanked by green pine trees

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown Bold distressed white block textTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered