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Zenda Ballroom Cafe stood near 7th and Figueroa in downtown Los Angeles

Gold script lettering reads "Vince and Paul's" above a ribbon banner with "Steak House" in slanted capitals

MISSOURI" above large red distressed text reading "DRUMMERS

Golden silhouette of a camel in profile faces right above large serif text reading "TANGIERS" in golden-yellow ink

representing a small southwest Missouri town with outsized ambition

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